ISBN If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't! book Children's English Hardcover 40 pages

The fourth book in theNew York Times-bestselling Magnolia Says DON’T! series that started withIf You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don’t!is another loud and cautionary tale of whatnotto do…when you visit Santa.If your dad says you’re going to meet a bearded guy with a red suit and a bag full of treasures…he isnottalking about meeting a pirate! But Magnolia has already invited the misbehaving swashbuckler to jump in line to meet Santa. So what if pirates are on the Naughty List? She’ll just teach this one to change his scurvy ways–no plundering or sword-fighting or plank-walking allowed! Plus, Santa is happy to heareveryone‘s wish list. Right?It’s YO HO HO versus HO HO HO in this rowdy and raucous holiday guide on how not to meet Santa, from Elise Parsley, the bestselling creator ofIf You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, DON’T!