Sometimes it's difficult to discuss things rationally with people who have strong beliefs. So why not try it with an adorable and mindless feline?

Written in an easy-to-digest Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety helps answer critical questions such as "What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?", "Who are the enemies who seek to undermine my cat's faith in creationism?" and "What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?".

Armed with the knowledge contained within these pages, you can make your cat, and America – great again.