ISBN Danger Is Everywhere: A Handbook for Avoiding Danger book English Paperback 256 pages

Diary of a Wimpy KidmeetsThe Dangerous Book for Boys,DANGER IS EVERYWHERE
is a brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger ofallkinds that will have everyone from reluctant readers to bookworms laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.
DOES IT WARN YOU ABOUT WHAT TO DO IF A SHARK COMES UP OUT OF THE LOO WHILE YOU ARE SITTING ON IT?
Yes it does.
AND HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOUR GRANNY IS A ROBOT?
That too.
AND WHAT TO DO IF A VOLCANO ERUPTS UNDERNEATH YOUR HOUSE?
After you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this book will let you know exactly how to deal with it.
'I dislocated my jaw laughing' Eoin Colfer, author ofArtemis Fowl
Written by Docter Noel Zone, the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist, with the help of his neighbours:
David O'Doherty (words)
is a stand-up comedian, writer and regular guest on television shows such asQI, Have I Got News For YouandWould I Lie To You?He has written two theatre shows for children, including one where he fixed their bicycles live on stage.
Chris Judge (pictures)
is the award winning author/illustrator ofThe Lonely Beastand a number of other picture books for children. His work has appeared in high-profile advertising campaigns, newspapers, magazines, exhibitions and other media in Ireland and the UK. His most recent work includes cover artwork for Roddy Doyle'sBrilliant.
www.DangerIsEverywhere.co.uk
'A
brilliantly silly
survival guide'Sunday Express
'A
Joyful riposte
to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and
funny throughout
.'Time OutLondon
'Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid'The Times
'A
surreal, daft and funny
book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and
relish the silliness
.'Financial Times'Brilliantly funny'
Gransnet
'A
brilliantly mapcap
guide' ni4Kids.com
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Laugh-out-loud'
TheSchoolRun.com